It’s A Dog’s Life

Hey Shaggy Shrek. It’s me, your little doggie.

The sun is shining. Why don’t you take me for a walk?

You know, dogs have needs besides peeing. We need fresh air and sunshine. The sun will give us vitamine D, which is good for skin and hair. Fresh air is good for the lung. It helps ease the constant coughing.

But I guess you don’t like air and sun. You prefer to stay inside. If the flat needs to be aired, a short exchange with staircase air is enough. Who knows what kind of aerosols you might catch through an open window!

Well, what I would like to say to you. I am very sad. You put me in prison. I try to tell you all the time, but you don’t listen. Instead you hold my muzzle once I start barking. What a wasted life.

I wish I was a fly. I just need someone passing by to open the window if I accidently get stuck in a house.