How to eat a crab

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  1. Unscrew legs and claws
  2. Remove the top half of the shell
  3. Remove and discard gills
  4. Break the body in two and pick out the flesh at the base of the legs
  5. Cut open the legs with scissors and push out the meat with the tips
  6. Cut open the claws and squeeze out the flesh

Or you can just throw them in boiling water while still alive!

Recent research revealed, crabs are super sensitive and can experience an enormous amount of pain when boiled alive which can spoil the taste of the meat. If they get a chance to escape, they seek a place to hide and withdraw in their shell. Eventually they will come out again.

Crabs are naturally drawn to scorpios because they think everyone else with an exoskeleton is a friend. But appearances are deceptive. A crab doesn’t have a sting, so it has no idea what a scorpio is capable of. For instance, a scorpio rushes in and sprays his poison while the crab just came out of its shell and takes a walk, sideways only of course. With such a slow pace, a crab has no chance to get hold of a scorpio ever. Crabs and Scorpios are just not meant to be friends.